Bum Donut

The last uneaten donut left in a dozen that no one wants to eat. Potentially has the flavouring as if one had inserted a finger through the hole and then into a bum.

Can you believe they made Tim work over lunch? Yeah, he was so hungry he had to eat the bum donut in the coffee room.

by T-Dog Duane December 31, 2013

Polygon donut

A polygon shaped donut man who came from heaven to save us

Someone: I'm bored :P
Polygon donut: Uploads a video
Someone: Interesting

by Oogle boogle shnoogle December 17, 2020

God Donut

"God donut" is a censored way to say "God damn it!". Best known for being in iPhone autocorrects.

Zach: God donut, this ducking phone won't let me ducking cuss!
Abby: I know we're mad at each other and all, but this is way too funny!
Zach: Shut the duck up, you ducking shut head. Know what? Screw this. See you in bell, you ditch. Bye.

by Overstored Milk August 07, 2014

Donut head

When someone catches a point-blank shotgun cartridge to the face.

There was nothing left of him but a donut head.

by BaronTvirus June 09, 2019

powdered donut

A donut covered in powdered sugar (what is WRONG with you people??!)

For lunch I had a Pepsi and powdered donut.

by Angelacia June 26, 2007

donut effect

When you learn a word or phrase for the first time, then subsequently hear it used frequently. (From Dunkin Donuts, "time to make the donuts.")

Dude, I just learned that neologism means a made up word, then later that week I heard it, like, three times. Total donut effect.

by rickpstedman May 28, 2009

Donut Pirate

A little kid who steals people's donuts and claims their houses. A Donut Pirate is easily defined on YouTube or by Jullian Smith. Donut Pirates are also referred to as "Brat Holes" and are commonly named "Bad Boy" with shipmates such as "Captain Toilet"

"I'm want to ship YOU off the plank you little brat hole"
"I'm a Donut Pirate named Bad Boy I do what I want!"

Search "Donut Pirate" on youtube for more background

by Bad Boy Donut Pirate February 23, 2012