I want to kill myself.

I don't see any purpose in life and am completely socially inept, I want to kill myself.
by Dras June 18, 2016
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Mustn’t Milk Myself March

Just like in No Nut November, during March, you mustn’t milk yourself for the entire month of March.
Benjamin DoverHey, are you participating in Mustn’t Milk Myself March?
by Brady31 November 08, 2018
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I Can't Kill Myself

A term Nigerians often use to justify their tiredness or hesitance to do more than they have already done. A phrase that has become a handy excuse for lazy people.

The phrase however, is the first portion of the refrain in a famous song by Timaya with the same name. The song insidiously grows on you, crawls into your ears and lays musical eggs in your brain.
Amaka: Seyi, will you attend tomorrow's meeting?
Seyi: No, i won't. I can't kill myself.
by Grumpy Ned January 04, 2020
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i want to kill myself

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I've been there, it gets better. Don't give up on yourself :)
friend1| i want to kill myself.
friend2| :(
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Should I kill myself?

No you are a beautiful amazing person and if anybody says anything different I will take advice from 13 reasons why, track them down and shove a broomstick up their ass and skate in my socks across the bloody tiled floor.
Nobody:
You: seaerches on urban dictionary "Should I kill myself?"
Me with no friends: Don't do it, I love you and if nobody gives a shit about you I do!
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I crack myself up

Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.
I love telling Dad jokes, I crack myself up!
by GlazeHer November 04, 2016
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