by illskillz100mil April 27, 2009
Get the Nigger flumug. The act of going drinking at a Hooters establishment, getting intoxicated and then calling in sick the next day. These flu like symptoms quickly appear after these Hooters visits and then magically disappear two days after said visit. Hooters flu is not contagious and only lasts for one business day.
"John Doe" goes drinking at Hooters Sunday to watch football.
Monday he emails the team:
"I'm not feeling well to attend work today, will take the day off"
This is a case of "Hooters Flu"
Monday he emails the team:
"I'm not feeling well to attend work today, will take the day off"
This is a case of "Hooters Flu"
by KLO_ March 19, 2009
Get the Hooters Flumug. An influenza that (supposedly) originated in Mexico. Has potential to become an epidemic. And you thought Mexico had a border?
You're fucked.
Guy 1: Hey, let's go to Mexico and do drugs for the summer!
Guy 2: Awesome, I'll drive!
Guy 1: *cough*
Guy 2: *splutter*
*Swine Flu kills both*
Guy 1: Hey, let's go to Mexico and do drugs for the summer!
Guy 2: Awesome, I'll drive!
Guy 1: *cough*
Guy 2: *splutter*
*Swine Flu kills both*
by tacomince April 25, 2009
Get the Swine Flumug. an illness from Mexico that seems to be indistinguishable from the normal flu, and is more of a bunch of hypochondriacs parading around announcing how many symptoms they have up to date.
as much as everyone hates hearing these updates, secretly they're all is hoping someone DOES have it, so that school will get shut down and the make up days will be waved (preferably, for high schoolers, after prom and before graduation).
as much as everyone hates hearing these updates, secretly they're all is hoping someone DOES have it, so that school will get shut down and the make up days will be waved (preferably, for high schoolers, after prom and before graduation).
Evan: I have five symptoms of Swine flu!
Ashley: Oh my God! Not Swine! Eww don't cough on me!
Tom: Nobody has it, okay? (thinks to himself: but someone oughtta get it, wouldn't it be nice to have a free vacation....)
Ashley: Oh my God! Not Swine! Eww don't cough on me!
Tom: Nobody has it, okay? (thinks to himself: but someone oughtta get it, wouldn't it be nice to have a free vacation....)
by emilioooo13 May 5, 2009
Get the swine flumug. Initially known as "swine flu."
The internet - serious business - agreed to the name change after Yakov Litzman, an Israeli health official, declared that the name "swine flu" was offensive to the Jewish community.
The internet - serious business - agreed to the name change after Yakov Litzman, an Israeli health official, declared that the name "swine flu" was offensive to the Jewish community.
Person1: Did you hear? The Jewish and Muslim communities are offended by the name "swine flu."
Person2:Maybe they would prefer we call it jew flu.
Person2:Maybe they would prefer we call it jew flu.
by brotherbear April 30, 2009
Get the Jew Flumug. The government realized that the population was getting too large, and would cause people to starve. In an effort to aviod this, they created the virus AIDS. Well, that dosen't kill enough people, so then they created Taco Bell, but thats not killing as much as it is causing diareaha. Aha! They have a new idea. They created the Swine Flu virus and blamed it on Mexico! It's a win-win! (Or is it?)
Wash your hands, and keep clean. Don't be another victim of the government.
Wash your hands, and keep clean. Don't be another victim of the government.
by Dewit April 30, 2009
Get the Swine Flumug. Any type of STD or just feeling sick after being around and or messing with a thot. Treatments include a night of chilling with your main bitch and or main niggas. If not treated the infected victim will become a Thot for life.
Ex 1
"Man I should have never went to the club last night! I was dancing with Amber Cole and her friends and now I don't feel good. I think I have the Thot Flu."
Ex2
Friend one
"Man why is Carl all up in my girls DMs man I thought we were cool?!"
Friend two
"Oh shit don't mind Carl bro he got the Thot Flu last week he can't help himself."
"Man I should have never went to the club last night! I was dancing with Amber Cole and her friends and now I don't feel good. I think I have the Thot Flu."
Ex2
Friend one
"Man why is Carl all up in my girls DMs man I thought we were cool?!"
Friend two
"Oh shit don't mind Carl bro he got the Thot Flu last week he can't help himself."
by Meezus November 6, 2014
Get the thot flumug.