Instead of the more common 'square up' you say floppy dick while curling your pointer finger, thus causing the other person to be highly confused. Very effective against people.
by HOBO SQUAD July 29, 2016

The act of placing ones flaccid penis upon your best friends cheek, then jiggling it around.
Similar to "the helicopter"
Similar to "the helicopter"
by DJFLOPPYFROG July 26, 2011

by Phil "Goober" Robinson May 14, 2004

by Dominic Chiampi June 3, 2009

Africa is a beautful country however do to their indigenous customs, the woman there have a serious case of floppy jalopies.
by Dameese February 17, 2009

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by Triptofan August 14, 2009
