Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia

I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar

by cammz11 December 15, 2012

Flog

to floor a car, or accelerate it to its limits.

volcanic: saw the SES bus today
me: so what'd you do?
volcanic: fuckn flogged it past them at 170

by QFRSSaddle August 1, 2022

Flog

Someone who is gay or acting gay (v. Flogging)

Tucker was flogging a lot
Jacob is such a flog

by Ghostbuster303 October 30, 2019

Flog

Being beaten up or Or knocked out in one punch basically means that you are getting beaten up absolutely destroyed in a fight can’t do anything back

I’m going to flog that faggot that Faggot needs to be flogged I’m going to flog him so bad

by Foodmcdonalldisnigger May 11, 2020

blog-flogged

When an webpage, article, or news item is mercilessly referred to by every wingnut with a blog.

Did you see Britney's cooter? Are you kidding? That's the most blog-flogged clam on the net.

by knumbknuts September 22, 2007

Blog Flog

Blog Flog: To be severely reprimanded by Google Inc. or another corporate intranet entity for attempting to push the maximum limit in lambasting insolently anyone and finally causing an entity's policy violation concerning cyberbullying.

I was blog flogged by youtube.com in a feeble attempt at exerting control in cybersoace.

by Alias-Zero-Class July 26, 2025

Flog TV

When you are going to go jack off. Either watching porn on tv or masturbating to internet porn. Flogging your dick (masturbating intensely)

Person 1: Yo I'll be back in a little bit, i'm gonna go watch some Flog TV.

Person 2: Come on dude, thats gross, just don't hurt yourself

by FlogTV May 24, 2012