spank festival

a vigorous masturbation session, often involving liberal amounts of lubricants and battery operated devices.

Are you coming with us to the party, or are gonna stay home and have another spank festival?

by Blown anchor March 31, 2015

Harvest Festival

To administer a monkeyface to ones self.

"I'd been waiting for aages, been very patient - finally I was able to go home and perform a harvest festival upon my person. Which was nice."

by Intrigueing mysterious Dave fandango the third February 20, 2008

Feastival

A crazy wicked ass time of feasting and doing other activities that are only acceptable in a feastival like roaming in safeway for hours and drooling over the goods. **Walmart is only acceptable if you're playing hide and go seek or causing some sort of ruckus. A feastival usually takes place once a month and to partake in the amazing day of feasting you must A) bring some food item of some sort.(It's in a way like a potluck in that sense, but thats the only way) B) bring some crazy funky hat or something. C) not be scared of getting thrown in jail. A feastival is absolutely the most craziest feasting/gallabanting/ruckus-causing heyday of a gathering.

One guy: Dude, you look rough... Is that lipstick on your face?

Another guy: Dude, we had a feastival last night. I ate so much I don't even remember everything that went down. I think we used lipstick as warpaint when we were missioning around walmart.

One guy: Ohhhhh. Last time I went to a feastival I woke up naked tied to a rubber duck in the toy isle of walmart.

Another guy: Dude. Just no. Leave.

by BAMMF November 19, 2009

Festival Tent

The completely under the cover sanctuary during sexual intercourse.

We had such a fun time under the festival tent last night.

by psychostick321321 June 2, 2011

Festival Rules

Festival rules are called by a couple BEFORE arriving at any large public gathering (concert, music festival, sporting event, etc.) Both must agree that Festival rules apply. Once agreed, the first person to see someone they know must call them by name and get a mutual acknowledgement that you do, in fact, know each other. You MUST know the person's name, and they must know yours. If you are the first to win, you get to name your prize, usually your favorite sexual position or favor.

A couple agrees to Festival Rules on the way to state fair. At the fair he sees an old friend and calls her name. The friend acknowledges him. He wins sexual favor for the evening.

by rancheroman July 5, 2011

festival tan

The accumulated layers of grime and dirt on your skin after a good weekend in a dust bowl full of hippies.

Person 1: Wow! your skin is so dark in these pictures from Burning Man.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.

by danderzion October 18, 2013

fistical

To physically fight someone with your fists.

Damn That Nigga was fistical.

by ORIGINATEDGENIO March 12, 2017