Fernando Torres

the most expensive and most moneyfaced footballer ever, have already broken one record when he transferred from Atletico Madrid to Liverpool for a club record 20m pounds only to demand a move to Chelsea for a world record 50m pounds. he only score goals so that one goal is worth 1m when transfer fee is taken into account

After playing so well for Chelsea, Real Madrid went real mad and bought Fernando Torres for 100m pounds

by gitw March 22, 2011

Fernando

Fernando somehow gets all the girls. Thinks he has the best taste in music and can't keep a relationship for more than two weeks. Born and raised in Mexico he started his life in Australia when he swam from Mexico to the AU. Insecure about his dick size so if you say to Fernando he has a small dick watch out he hates facts. Fernando won't shut the fuck up until you agree with him he is a stubborn man whore. Watch out he will suck toes.

Girl- "omg Fernando you're so hot let's be boyfriend and girlfirend"
Fernando" omg lets go relationship goals "

Two weeks later
Fernando " yeah we can just be friends right"

by Jimmy aye14 September 8, 2019

Fernando

Dumb fucking monkey that is mentally disabled

“OMG I DIDNT SEE YOU THERE BESTIE”, said Lily, “OMG HI BESTIE”, said FERNANDO,(lily and Fernando do a handshake) Robert and jasmine get jealous.

by Lolyounoobfreakingstupid October 18, 2019

salvador fernandez

a huge ass splunking chode that has a cousin with quite possibly one of the sweetest asses in the world

by jamal gomez March 28, 2003

Fernando

He's a short little smurf with a little dick and he's the biggest pervert of the world!!!!!

Fernando touched my big, thicc, and delicious ass today!

by Caca Pedos February 13, 2018

Fernando

A really annoying person and is really gay

Fernando’s gay

by Fernandogay March 13, 2019

Fernando

When one speads their buns over someones unexpected face while sleeping and comences to place anal hole on nose and fart.

dude cam got ben so bad with a fernando while he was sleeping over at Nicks birthday party. the fart was so loud luke heard it in nicks bedroom.

by cam'ron yo May 23, 2006