Farnies

To be far away. A bastardization of Boonies+ Far = Farnies.

My dorm room is in the farnies.

by Crystal Acuna October 10, 2004

fanis

A bunch of fucking dumbass weirdos.

Look at those dumb fanis.

by Cooljay365 September 27, 2018

fannin

When a girlfriend says that the only way her boyfriend will see her naked is if he watches her take a diahrea shit and wipes her ass with his hand.

The only problem with Brenda is she likes the fannin technique too much.

by ArDhRb April 12, 2009

Fagnitude

A measure of how gay someone or something is.

The fagnitude of Johns spice girls shrine is off the charts.

by melagator July 13, 2010

Shit Fanning

The act of sticking it out during unforeseen, difficult or ridiculous circumstances.

I'm willing to brave the shit fanning.

by Calico Rose January 20, 2015

Farnis

A fart emitted from a phallis (penis). A contraction of "fart" and "penis".

Fem. "What's that smell?"
Male. "Oh, i just dropped a mad farnis!"

by Dave Fuckface January 11, 2012

fannied

To be exposed to one's fanny during work

Oh my I have been fannied

by bb72 February 25, 2009