False Flexing

When you spend an excessive amount of money in order to look wealthier than you are.

Guy 1: "Hey, you heard Griffin bought a Gucci belt?"

Guy 2: "Hey, you heard he spent his whole paycheck on it?"

Guy 1: "Oh. He's false flexing."

by NBAslimeboy January 27, 2017

False surrender

A warcrime of atrocious proportion

False surrender is when the payment of currencies doesn't match your bills, a mass purgery incident causing mistrial

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022

false click

When you think you read all the signals and clicked with somebody, when in fact they have no romantic interest.

Man I don't know what happened, we hit it off, talked all night, and even touched hands, but she has not text back.

Bro I understand but dude you had a false click.

by theway146 August 21, 2018

false bottom

When a person holds their legs together and is penetrated, from behind, just below the genitalia. This would give the penetrator the same feeling as if they are actually inside the receiver.

She wanted to remain a virgin until marriage, so she created a false bottom for Chaz.

by MarshallArts December 13, 2014

False booking

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....

Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"

by TerribleTink June 23, 2010

false clarity

that state of mind at 2:04 AM when you think you feel good and you want and need to do something, but you really should just go to sleep, actually you should've done so four hours ago

i'm not sure if i'm doing myself any good by staying up at night writing this, maybe this is just me having a moment of false clarity of mind and i really really should just stop because I'm clearly not in the position to make rational, good and healthy decisions for myself RIP i'll sleep tomorrow
oh wait, it's tomorrow

RIP

by personalcomputer May 30, 2017

false acceptance

pretending to be nice to someone deemed "embarrassing" as a way to seem funny. often done by people who believe someone who is outcasted so they pretend to like them because its seen as embarrassing and funny to interact with them.

"false acceptance is normally done as an ableist micro aggression"

by iamactuallyautistic March 10, 2021