"Facebook ruined my relationship, because my gf saw the picture i posted of me cheating with that girl with the huge tits, that i thought i made private."
"Don't act like you didn't like her status!"
"Why are you in her top friends?"
"Don't act like you didn't like her status!"
"Why are you in her top friends?"
by Azaleah Black January 29, 2012
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by AeonZeon January 4, 2015
Get the Facebook mug.the place where you can stalk your friends.. its a improvement to most from stalking friends on myspace... either way its a main stalk mode site where millions of people stalk daily.. make a new friend? why not go through all 400 pictures then see which one is hotter
by your_father_abel September 4, 2011
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by Dragon_Fire378 March 26, 2017
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10 friends just updated their status to "Married"
40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"
40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.
by iyiljilk December 29, 2011
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person 2: no way! how do you mean?
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by thesoccergod February 14, 2008
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by captain dorsalfin May 13, 2009
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