Darcey Fauset

An absolute spastic, having no control over her sudden twitches seeming on the brink of insanity. Her humour usuually silences the room rater than making anyone laugh and has NO rizz.

BOY: "oh look it's Darcey"
GIRL: " she is so not cool and really weird"

"Darcey Fauset" is crazy and disliked by all

by Smeezgaboo April 5, 2023

Digitally Fused

"Digitally Fused" refers to the state of being constantly intertwined and reliant on digital technologies, to the point where the boundary between the online and offline realms becomes blurred.

Ever since acquiring their advanced augmented reality glasses, the youth of the future have become digitally fused, effortlessly navigating between virtual and physical realities with seamless integration.

by Davellin June 8, 2023

A fruse statement

When you are not sure if a statement is true or false so instead of saying "A true statement." or "A false statement." you say "A fruse statement.". If you somehow cannot tell, fruse is a combination of the word true and the word false.

"Hmmm, that is quite a fruse statement you made there."

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024

lit the fuse to your tampon

what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.

"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Fred."

by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016

Who lit the fuse to your tampon

What people will ask you if you're freakin' out.

"Geez Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Frank."

by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016

HOAX AND FUSE

The two gods of big Dawgs. The big Dawgs the SoundCloud rappers no one can touch with anything. Music, bullets or flames. The gods of SoundCloud

HOAX AND FUSE are unstoppable

by 69LOVER#BIGDAWGS April 2, 2022

Todd Howard's short fuse

Next to being infamous for telling transparent tall tales about video games and his severely stunted short stature, Tiny Todd "Homunculus" Howard is rightfully looked down upon for his dwarflike greed, compulsive Napoleon complex-driven need to micromanage everything going on around but mostly above him and especially for his manletism-induced small-mindedness and short fuse. A fact that is hilariously evidenced by the numerous paintings found in Fallout 4 depicting Tiny Todd "Human Growth Hormone" Howard as the microscopic Little Napoleon that he obviously is. It is rumored that even simple questions and requests, such as: "Are you Todd Howard's son? Where's your daddy, little boy?", "Are you the midget prostitute I ordered? You seem a little short..." or "Give me a high five!" can trigger Todd "Manlet Rage" Howard into throwing a Bagel Boss Manlet level hissy fit. Manlets, when will they learn?

Manmore 1: Do you think that the inclusion of the dwarfed rageaholic jester manlet Cicero in Skyrim was an allusion to Todd Howard's short fuse? Manmore 2: Absolutely! That's as sure as short people got no reason - I would bet all of Todd Howard's high heels on that!

by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024