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Ejaculawesome

Something so awesome it causes one to ejaculate.
The season premiere of Doctor Who was so freakin' ejaculawesome I needed to change my pants like three times.
by JakAttak45 December 2, 2010
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ejaclemate

When someone ejaculates on a chess board and sticks the king to the board, check mate
The other day me and zak were playing chess...I won with the holy "Ejaclemate" move...It was boss.
by CumStains8==D~ November 29, 2012
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Ejacubation

The act of using ones own ejaculate as a lubricant during masturbation.
Ever since I started practicing ejacubation, the scar tissue in my cock has diminshed greatly.
by filthy.black.hole April 13, 2014
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Ejaculation emancipation

The act of "wanking", and right as you finish, you sign a document on legalizing prostutution with your "product"
"Me and Hilary made an ejaculation emancipation together on Tuesday!"
by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016
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Ejackulantern

A carved pumpkin that serves as a depository for male ejacuate.
Hey Cletus, it's my turn to us the ejackulantern.
by Scrizz07 October 21, 2017
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ejac & evac

When you blow your load and have to get out REAL quick.
Alright babe, I'll come over for a quickie but I gotta get to work so its ejac & evac or it ain't happenin'.
by AmadeuS469 July 2, 2018
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Ejaculake

Guy1: I guess he hadn’t nut in weeks, he left a massive ejaculake right on my chest.
by schlongandmcquade February 23, 2018
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