Ejaculawesome

Something so awesome it causes one to ejaculate.

The season premiere of Doctor Who was so freakin' ejaculawesome I needed to change my pants like three times.

by JakAttak45 December 2, 2010

ejaclemate

When someone ejaculates on a chess board and sticks the king to the board, check mate

The other day me and zak were playing chess...I won with the holy "Ejaclemate" move...It was boss.

by CumStains8==D~ November 29, 2012

Ejacubation

The act of using ones own ejaculate as a lubricant during masturbation.

Ever since I started practicing ejacubation, the scar tissue in my cock has diminshed greatly.

by filthy.black.hole April 13, 2014

Ejaculation emancipation

The act of "wanking", and right as you finish, you sign a document on legalizing prostutution with your "product"

"Me and Hilary made an ejaculation emancipation together on Tuesday!"

by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016

Ejackulantern

A carved pumpkin that serves as a depository for male ejacuate.

Hey Cletus, it's my turn to us the ejackulantern.

by Scrizz07 October 21, 2017

ejac & evac

When you blow your load and have to get out REAL quick.

Alright babe, I'll come over for a quickie but I gotta get to work so its ejac & evac or it ain't happenin'.

by AmadeuS469 July 2, 2018

Ejaculake

A big ol puddle of cum.

Guy1: I guess he hadn’t nut in weeks, he left a massive ejaculake right on my chest.

by schlongandmcquade February 23, 2018