Dung-Fu

The ability to write convincing-sounding bullshit.

"I can't believe I managed to bullshit my way through that exam! My dung-fu was strong."

by HMSPunafore November 14, 2017

Dunging

The verb form of dunge. Someone who is acting like a dunge, specifically being slow-witted and stupid.

Typically used in casual context. (Eg: You're dunging right now. You are being so stupid.)

by elfvella April 7, 2024

When your face morphs into a poop-pushing Picasso, like you’re smuggling a fudge dragon but you are not on the porcelain throne!

Bob is on a first date, fancy dinner, all charm and candlelight, when a rogue burrito kicks in, and his dung muggin face screams, “Code Brown!”

by Shelda Marie July 2, 2025

When you wipe and the toilet paper rips and your bung touches your knuckle leaving a small layer of shit

Person 1: Damn bro you have gnarly dung knuckle!
Person 2: damn didn’t think you’d notice. I thought it always felt a lil nice.

by Pepper249 March 30, 2024

a creature that you must refresh before the lorax comes

by coan culan November 27, 2023

by LikesToEatDogShit November 3, 2020