Bonnet Dung

Fecal matter and excrement that has been laid on the bonnet of a car

Bekah found that the local foxes had shit on her car... Bonnet dung

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

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dick dung

A hot ass boy who's a little too full of himself

That dick dung sure is hot but he she thinks he's smarter and hotter

by Hoodie hands 987 April 27, 2021

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When your face morphs into a poop-pushing Picasso, like you’re smuggling a fudge dragon but you are not on the porcelain throne!

Bob is on a first date, fancy dinner, all charm and candlelight, when a rogue burrito kicks in, and his dung muggin face screams, “Code Brown!”

by Shelda Marie July 2, 2025

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by LikesToEatDogShit November 3, 2020

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When you wipe and the toilet paper rips and your bung touches your knuckle leaving a small layer of shit

Person 1: Damn bro you have gnarly dung knuckle!
Person 2: damn didn’t think you’d notice. I thought it always felt a lil nice.

by Pepper249 March 30, 2024

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a creature that you must refresh before the lorax comes

by coan culan November 27, 2023

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