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Dung smuggler

/dəNG sməɡ(ə)lər/
Noun
A person who traffics animal or human shit from one place to another for gain, profit and or erotic pleasure. This practice is primarily done by law enforcement agencies seeking dna and scientists who smuggle exotic animal poop for study. The act of extracting the facial matter is done by anal penetration without whipping afterwards. This extraction process is also commonly done in liberal coffee houses and at George Clooney's house during political parties.
John has so much anal sex he would make a ton of cash as a dung smuggler
by Nunogonewild June 16, 2018
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Dung Hide

His dung hide was as dirty as a frickin as a pickle.
by Nick Brock January 13, 2008
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Dung Muggin

When your face morphs into a poop-pushing Picasso, like you’re smuggling a fudge dragon but you are not on the porcelain throne!
Bob is on a first date, fancy dinner, all charm and candlelight, when a rogue burrito kicks in, and his dung muggin face screams, “Code Brown!”
by Shelda Marie July 2, 2025
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dung bungus

a creature that you must refresh before the lorax comes
by coan culan November 27, 2023
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Who is Dung?

by LikesToEatDogShit November 3, 2020
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OTB Lay dung

The poetic and graceful art of taking a shit...
Jack syrup is on the bog Lay dung...said bekah the bonnet dung bitty. OTB Lay dung
by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023
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