Pond to drown irrelevant thots

Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place.

irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!

queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE

crackhead: ouu whats it called

queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots

by i do not tolerate uglys December 22, 2018

drown proof

pissing yourself before you enter the waves. surfing superstition

i am a very superstitios person so everytime that i go surfing i make sure to drown proof myself before entering the waves.

by bandit13 May 22, 2008

Drowned

You chug one beer and while the liquid is still going down the throat you start pounding another. Unable to breathe with the amount of alcohol hitting the back of your throat, you get a drowning sensation until you chug it all. More beers the better obviously.

“So hungover this morning I just drowned 3-4 beers, but I blacked so I’m not sure.”

by Krocadil July 3, 2018

Drowned

Drunk and stoned

Man... I took a hit of my joint next to my vodka, now in drowned..... 🥴

by Fenchy February 12, 2021

Drown in dogshit

When you gets shit in the face from a dog, and ulove it;)

Me: i love getting drowned in dogshit

Her. yeah i also saw a video where someone got drown in dogshit

by robluxgod November 14, 2018

drowning

Having a lot of cash. So much so that you're no longer swimming.

Plebian 1: "Dude, Jeff Bezos has so much money"
Plebian 2: "I know. He's drowning. Wanna make out?"

by lahiyam April 2, 2021

Drowning contest

When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.

Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."

Person B: "At least your dad was around."

Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."

by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014