by DaBossBro128 November 01, 2015
A person who is obsessed with their image (whether it's trying to be a nerd or a hipster) and comes off as socially awkward and violent. Pretends to be smart but is actually failing all their tests. Or pretends to be stupid, but is actually a genius except they're failing all their tests on purpose. If not in school, they are probably pretending to have a job and a band and a life but are actually living in their parents' house and surviving off of thai food and crappy video games from the 90s. Basically, somebody who is trying to be something they're not and are socially excluded because of that.
Dork 1: Hey, I got 100% on my math test! Damn it, I'm such a nerd.
Dork 2: Dude, you cheated off my paper. I'm smarter than you. You can see from my glasses.
Dork 1: But they don't have any lenses.
Dork 2: How about a game of Viva Piñata?
Dork 2: Dude, you cheated off my paper. I'm smarter than you. You can see from my glasses.
Dork 1: But they don't have any lenses.
Dork 2: How about a game of Viva Piñata?
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by Amanda P. May 20, 2004
I was mad pissed at the people I was partying with, since they left way too many dorked beers at my house.
by Dewey July 14, 2004
Circa 1965: The original dork was derived from the combining of two words.. dick and York. It was derived from a young woman whose last name was York who had a healthy and frequent appetite for sex. It began as 'dick York" and later morfed to "dork" to describe the act. It was also referred to "dorking". The young men that she favored soon become known as Dorks. I know this is true because I was one of the original Dork's and believe it was I who first used this term.
by Bonobojean February 10, 2017
by Alicia Berry May 14, 2004