Womb Doomed

When your first and last name, fucks you for life. Your parents probably didn’t want you.

Mr. And Mrs. Faggit womb doomed their son by naming him Gaylen Faggit.

by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018

The Cave of Doom

My Mother-in-law's house

Many have entered the cave of doom, None have left with their balls.

by J-Hoax July 27, 2010

Spears of Doom

When you have about 3-6 days of facial hair growth, but it is still at the rough gritty stage. This facial hair is slightly longer than a normal 5 O'clock shadow or scruff. So this facial hair is the perfect combination of length and roughness to be dangerous when anyone touches it.

Last night I was trying to make out with my girlfriend, but my millions of little Spears of Doom were cutting her face.

by straitm December 18, 2011

Doom-ball

A drinking game played exclusively with a 5 litre keg of Doombar Amber ale. You get a large container and a ping pong ball, you choose an appropriate distance and aim to get the ball in the container. If you hit the container you give away a drink to another player. You continue playing until the 5 litre keg is gone.

'I got absolutely destroyed by Doom-ball last night. I ended up swimming in a lake'

by Irichardson October 17, 2020

microwave of doom

An evil microwave that always under cooks or over cooks your food. The clock in inaccurate, and the timer was a waste of your time. The fan always blows to much air or too little air. This microwave is out to get you and your Family. BBEEWWAARREEEE

My apartment has a microwave of doom

by trezzbishhhh May 14, 2011

Doom Stopper

Doom Stopper is an alter ego used by all time arch villan Ilan Gmach. Doom Stopper was know to chronically masturbate while referring to himself in the third person. Doom Stopper mainly terrorized Sante Fe, New Mexico in the late 1920s, after a while he was quickly captured by the local police force. Doom Stopper tragically died in his cell after fifty years.

Wow, that guy's right arm is so much more muscular then his left. I bet he calls himself doom stopper.

by TiredEle5 May 20, 2012

Doom Cooch

A Cooch of Doom, possibly related to Vagina Dentata (... what a wonderful phrase...)
Or,
Someone who ruins a good time.

Don't lose your wrist watch in that Doom Cooch. That thing might take your hand off!

by gothangelic March 4, 2009