coach doob

noun. a person on your bowling team, who is a drain on your team and society. this person is often the worst bowler in the league, and a douche.

mike is terrible tonight. he is definitly our coach doob.

by J Mak May 27, 2011

fufi dooba

retarded vagina

Dana is actually a fufi dooba

by frascal March 6, 2016

quarter doob

The most important part of a ganj twist. It's essentially the last 25% of the blunt that you didn't smog, due to any number of reasons. Quarter Doobs are best utilized before noon.

Mike: "Man I'm over work already today, and it's only 10:30."

Me: "I feel ya man, über over and we'll roast this quarter doob with the doges."

by $uhDood December 16, 2016

ooby doobies

Scrumptious snacks

Let's order some ooby doobies.

by hummerpie February 20, 2017

rumple doob skin

a cunt who enjoys a nice old lung buster every now and again

listen you rumple doob skin i want to listen to funkblaster

by OpticCartwheels June 29, 2017

Scoobert Doobert

An indie musician who named his band after a meme and now wears a dog mask on stage.

Scoobert Doobert produced the new CHAI record.

by Bobson Dugnut September 15, 2022

cock-o-doodle-doobie

A joint smoked early in the morn when den roosters be crowin'. Or whenever you wake up, basically just an alternative for wake n bake. Limited to joints if it is to be taken literally, of course, but anyone who takes this word so seriously as to split such hairs could clearly benefit from a cock-o-doodle-doobie.

"I'll be up in just a minute, babe. Just rolling a cock-o-doodle-doobie for the morning. And each one I roll I roll for you because I cock-o-doodle-dig you, even if some people call me a cock-o-doodle-douchebag. I know you'll never cock-o-doodle-dump me."

"You know what this morning calls for? Yep, you read my mind. I hear the ganja rooster crowin': it is 'HIGH TIME' for them cock-o-doodle-doobies."

by under_score8000 March 28, 2015