Doodie knuckle

Poo stuck in crevices on the knuckle of your finger

I fingered my girlfriends butt and got doodie knuckle

by TexasAcehole March 9, 2020

dogde

if doggo stands for dog - god, dogde stands for dog - devil.

the dogde doomed us all.

by WootsyTootsy April 10, 2020

Doodie sploosh

when you take a shit and the water splashes back up onto your butt

yo i just took the fattest shit in the bathroom and had a doodie sploosh

by ashlikesbeans July 26, 2020

dood

dood (dooh-duh): a less formal usage of the word “dude” (due-duh), to be used as a pleasant and slightly endearing address to friends.

Friend 1: Hey Friend 2, it's nice seeing you--how have you been?
Friend 2: I've been doing well man, it's nice to see you too dood!

by hey harty what's upmy September 28, 2020

Doodie bit

The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.

Got that shit wiped up, now to get the doodie bits I left behind.

by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020

Doodah

Doodah is pretty much someone who keeps you going even on your bad days, the reason why you’re still alive, a person who gots you in any situation and the reason you grind so hard every day.

My sister is my doodah.. I know she loves me and needs me.

by Thechizzenoneee November 15, 2020

dash doodie

When someone takes a shit in your car and you don't know where the source is.

*opens car door* Holy hell! What is that god awful stench? Must be a dash doodie.

by FineAsFuck1234 November 22, 2015