Disaster

Jaylen Ariana Sitzlar❤️

Jaylen is a complete disaster

by Drew Goforth August 19, 2018

New Years Disaster

When you get really fucked up at new years party and have a great time. Maybe even hit on a couple ladies with some big titties and tell them why you can't have contacts. Then you go down the stairs to relax with some people before the ball drops. Then a little freshman drunk out of their mind comes down the stairs, despite you carefully avoiding and evading her the ENTIRE night. She then sits on your lap and your locked in with no way of getting out of hooking up with her. You then tell her you have no desire in hooking up with her anymore. And she then begins to flip out and spits in your eyeball. Then when the ball drops she turns into an animal and attacks your face with her mouth, I can only make the comparison of her having a seizure in your mouth. Then you leave because your disgusted at what happened, and she goes home and throws up, unfortunately you remember everything that happened in every single detail possible, and she remembers nothing. Especially the spitting in the eyeball. I forgot to mention she also punches you in the stomach like a little ninja, drunk of course.

"Yeah my new years sucked, I had a new years disaster. I had spit in my eye for hours, and pain in my stomach."

by Nard Dog Bitch February 14, 2010

Beautiful Disaster

The MySpace title and/or username fat ugly chicks use. They usually think they are better looking than they are. Also; beyond the weight and hideous looks these users are also bitches, gossiping drama queens and whores that prey on lonely fat drunk men.

"Check out the this page for `Beautiful Disaster` she is one ugly chick."

Search "Beautiful Disaster" on MySpace for examples.

by wiiiiiiise January 25, 2009

disasterous

Jodi's boobs are size D40, D stands for Disasterous

In the case of Jodi's boobs, D stands for Disasterous

by Jamie February 14, 2004

disasterbate

combination of disaster and masterbate.
1.verb - (getting off on) mindless pointless destruction.

Mailbox baseball - disasterbation.
Rocks through windows - disasterbation.
High-foaming dishsoap in the fountatin - disasterbation (and priceless!)

by panic December 16, 2004

Beautiful disaster

A girl with a perfect set of teeth but when u pull down her panties it looks like a punched lasagna

Bro I went to the club and ended up pulling a beautiful disaster Screenshot which Got

by Beautifuldiz October 12, 2020

disasterbation

When your wank turns into a disaster for whatever reason.

Someone walks in on you.
You ran out of tissues.
Your laptop freezes half-way through video.
etc.

Guy 1- (wanking)
Guy 2- (walks in) " Ewww! "
Guy 1- (goes red)
Guy 2- (walks out)

DISASTERBATION

by FATALATOR1 November 22, 2011