by C-dude-run 64 January 04, 2008
Hillary: She thinks just because she has those neon pink tights she can do the dinking.
Josephine: You at least have to have nice legs to do the dinking!
Josephine: You at least have to have nice legs to do the dinking!
by Dinkersxoxo February 28, 2009
Doug Funnie's purple neighbor. He has many strange inventions and gadgets including a grill that is designed to look like him. These items are all "very expensive".
Doug once imagined that Mr. Dink would turn into a green werewolf when he told him that he broke his grill.
by CupBdown May 22, 2008
A slang term for an asshole. It probably "is what you think it is". Made popular in the Webcomic "Pictures of You" by Gibson Twist.
by Burlyswamprat May 11, 2011
by sink piss October 23, 2009
A casual reference to someone that you don't hate, but think is a really huge loser. There is no reason for thinking he is a loser, he just is.
Generally, dink touchers are super nice guys with lots of friends. However, when you meet them, you just think: "man, this guy is a huge dink toucher."
When you are hanging around with dink touchers, you generally pretend to be friends with them. But when you get home, you complain to your wife/girlfriend about how much they suck and that you don't want to hang around with them any more. Then your wife/girlfriend gets mad at you and asks you to explain why that guy was a dink toucher. You don't have an explanation and lose the argument. Then you end up hanging around with the guy over and over again.
Generally, dink touchers are super nice guys with lots of friends. However, when you meet them, you just think: "man, this guy is a huge dink toucher."
When you are hanging around with dink touchers, you generally pretend to be friends with them. But when you get home, you complain to your wife/girlfriend about how much they suck and that you don't want to hang around with them any more. Then your wife/girlfriend gets mad at you and asks you to explain why that guy was a dink toucher. You don't have an explanation and lose the argument. Then you end up hanging around with the guy over and over again.
Last night I was hanging out with my wife's work friends. There was this one guy, Steve, and he was a super-huge dink toucher.
How so?
I don't know. He just was.
How so?
I don't know. He just was.
by Pollup November 24, 2007