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dingle chops

When a salad tosser gets his mutton chops directly in the line of fire and recieves a pooh facial that leaves dingle berries clinging to his (her) mutton chop.
April: What's that smell?!?!
John: Oh, Jeremy has some ripe dinglechops swingin in the breeze.
by lilly fisher March 14, 2005
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Dingle fuck

Someone who dials the wrong area code and insists that they have the right number.
He is a dingle fuck.
by Kpb April 24, 2005
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Dingle Dangle

Type of blowjob. When a person puts a flaccid penis into their mouth allowing it to grow inside, working into a normal blowjob. A lot of fun.
Last night, when the zoo was closing I gave my boyfriend a dingle dangle!
by Dickie- Doo December 24, 2010
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dingle nuts

Though seeming to be a milder version of its epithet cousin numb nuts, DINGLE NUTS is actually a perversely subtle conflation of dingleberry with numb nuts, which connotes tiny, hardened balls of feces, toilet paper, and lint hanging from the ends of scrotum hairs.

Pretty nasty, eh?
Hey! Watch what you're doin'! <under breath> Dingle nuts...
by JC_SaltLaker January 14, 2005
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Dingle Berry

a small piece of crap that sticks to a patch of fur around your anus. Usually dingle berries are found after a horrible wipe job or after a good shart.
Look at this dingle berry. Its as big as a oreo!!!
by nilly jean June 2, 2008
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Dingle Dongle

The Air Force ROTC defintition of the drawstring on ones PTU (physical training uniform) shorts.
Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, your dingle Dongle is hanging out. Fix it!"

Cadet Wang: "Yes Sir!"

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, why did you join AF ROTC?!"

Cadet Wang: "Sir, this cadet joined to become an officer while circumventing the proper method of enlisting first and actually earning an officer rank. This cadet wants to be another shithead Lieutenant who came straight out of college with no real military experience, and be expected to lead men into combat and oversee Senior NCOs that have been in the service for 20+ years, while this cadet, in fact, has no experience."

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Ain't that the truth."
by dferrari January 29, 2012
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dingle berry

A really really crusty terd dangling from the grundel region
I love it when my dingles swing around like tarzan on my ass hair
by THE CRINGLEES MASTER September 30, 2003
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