by H0T Karl October 15, 2009

The act of danger wanking while ding dong ditching someones house. The wanker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully masturbate before they can run away. All before the person answers the door.
-Dude, Jim totally ding dong danger wanked Kathleen's house last night.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.
by Ultra Super Supreme King Dick November 6, 2011

Acronym/ DDDD, The matter of ding dong ditch'ing other peoples houses and normally is done on a December.
by December 4, 2018

by Yo flamala October 21, 2014

by Puntmuffer September 27, 2017

1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won't close anymore!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!
by Clit Eatswood December 28, 2005

by dave_rave October 25, 2006
