dilf

johnny suh

me: johnny from 181014 is totally a dilf
friend: i can't be more agree with you

by jaehyunbreathe October 2, 2020

DILF

An alternative to the phrase MILF, MILF meaning "Mom(s) I'd Like to Fuck". DILF means "Dad(s) I'd Like to Fuck".

Person #1: Look at that hunk. He's so hot.
Person #2: He's such a DILF. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Moist Doritos December 7, 2017

DILF

DILF = dad i like to fuck
dilf is like the dad equivalent to MILF

your friend: omg have you heard Chris Wood has a son now?
me: yeah! now he’s a total DILF

by slut4kai July 29, 2021

DILF

DILF is an acronym for "Dad I'd Like to Fuck". This refers to a sexually attractive older guy who usually has kids. (Hence the "dad" part).

Sorren: Bro your dad is a total DILF!

Teyare: W- what?

Sorren: Dad I'd Like to Fuck.

Teyare: Don't say that!

Sorren: I'm not kidding! If he wasn't your dad I would TOTALLY screw him!

by WiltedRose February 17, 2020

Dilf

Like a milf but instead a dilf -dad I'd like to fuck :)

" omg David Beckham is such a dilf " said Jane

" I totally agree he's hot af "

Said Sarah

by Duhbitch October 21, 2015

dilf

andy barber

andy barber is a dilf

by TheCultCucer December 4, 2020

DILF

DILF (Dick I'd like to fight)

"Bro that guy is a DILF"
"He's a dick fym"
"Exactly, he's a dick i'd like to fight."

by do_not_disturb March 12, 2024