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diabetes

Can be used to define anything that has sugar or carbohydrates, especially if it has a lot.
Person 1: Here we have a nice bottle of ketchup, perfect as a sauce for dishes or the many other ways one may use it.

Person 2: How much sugar does it have per serving?

Person 1: 4 grams of sugar per tablespoon (17g).

Person 2: That’s almost 1/4 of the bottle as sugar! Literal diabetes.
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Type 3 Diabetes

When Dr Pepper is injected via IV, while hospitalised.
Yeah man they gave me type 3 diabetes!
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Diabetes

A disease commonly found in brown bears. In recent years the discovery of this disease has a loose connection to humans, the most common connections are men from the Pacific Northwest region of Washington state. Custer WA, has almost been a breeding ground for this disease. The most affected are men between the ages of 21-29 named Isaiah. This disease has been well documented in the cryptic name “Isaiah’s disease” so it’s kept under the radar of the government.
“Diabetes? Oh, you mean Isaiah’s disease
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Diabetes

Die with ease
Diabetes op
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Diabetes

Diabetes Mellitus, usually known simply as diabetes and sometimes "diabeetus" thanks to Wilford Brimley (R.I.P), is an unfortunately common disorder where the pancreas gets overworked so much that it pretty much calls it quits. The result? Your body no longer has a natural source of insulin. The most common cause is eating like you have free healthcare, which we've all been guilty of at some point.

Before the 1920s rolled around, having diabetes was a death sentence; insulin had not been discovered yet, and the disease would ultimately take you no matter what you did. But since the discovery of insulin, people with diabetes are no longer dead men walking. But managing it is definitely no walk in the park: Insulin is not only very expensive, it's rather painful to put into your body. And you have to do it multiple times a day. It also requires a complete change in your lifestyle (especially your diet), which some people may not take very well. Did we mention that there's 2 types of it as well?

It's commonly associated with Americans due to stereotypes (which are admittedly not far from the truth), although that's not to say it doesn't occur in other places of the world, too. A person who suffers from diabetes is called a "diabetic." Diabetes is incurable.
Diabetes is a very serious disease, and it's unfortunately becoming much more common every year.
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diabetic sock

What you call your Jizz Sock without it being a sin
Dude i used my Diabetic Sock last night it was awesome being able to blow my load the holy way
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Diabetes

A person whos name is Gayla who eats maccas everyday. She is a fat hoe
Cayla ur such a fat how u have diabetes from all those maccad
by Caylaisgay March 11, 2021
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