Toronto Delusion

When no matter how much a professional sports team of Toronto is loosing, they are always the winning team in the eyes of hopeless fans.

- Toronto won last night! They are definitely going to the playoffs now!
- Ummm... that's their first win all season.
- Yeah! But they are going to win all the rest now, I can feel it.
- Facepalm. Congratulations. You are completely stuck in the Toronto Delusion.

by Melen28 April 9, 2011

delusional minority

When radical extremists, such as the tea party, think they are following the will of a majority of the people. The tea party thinks a lower credit rating, a government shutdown and total gridlock in Washington are all the will of the people. The delusional minority does not seem to notice the approval rating of Congress is at an all time low! The real will of the majority of Americans is for Congress to do their job!

The delusional minority thinks a government shutdown is the way to get what they want and they believe the majority of the Americans agree. WTF?

by luckyblackcat13 December 7, 2013

deuschtard

A combination of "deuschbag" and "retard" for that special someone who you loath.

You are a deuschtard for drinking devil juice (pepsi) and listening to Brittney Spears!!

by Shortman February 11, 2005

hairy palm delusionalist

a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he's a complete twat and only talk to him out of sympathy.

This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!

The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!

that mouthy saddo, he is a hairy Palm delusionalist

by brizzle lover March 1, 2010

dewussify

To change or make into less of a wuss, or to undo one's "wussiness."

In this reality-television series, the lead character's goal is to dewussify nerds that the television network throws his way.

by XeNoUsEr December 5, 2007

delushious

when something is so juicy in it's nature that it's nither just delicious or luscious...it's just delushious. a shortened term would be delush. preferable usage of the word because it is more accommodating and fun to say.

did you hear about about anna breaking up with her husband to get with regina? ...delush dude.

check out the delushious booty on homegirl! mmm mmmm...ga' damn.

by Rosacia June 21, 2008

Delusioniod

A person who believes he has talents, skills and/or intelligence he simply doesn't possess. Delusioniods frequently are immensely unskilled and often tragically bad at the pursuit they claim to master. A delusioniod will not accept criticism or reality. A delusioniod will spend more time berating and bullying his detractors than he will honing his craft. The largest concentration of delusioniods aspire to be singers and actors. There are no successful or famous delusioniods.

Ishtar is the best, worst movie ever made about delusioniods.
If Great Aunt Madeline really thinks anyone will pay her to strip, she is a total delusioniod.

by Hugh Jerrickson October 26, 2011