desperate

Someone that sleeps around with half of their people in their town, and gets married in their early 20s and has kids at a young age. Someome that rushes into things.

Amy: that girl is so desperate to have kids at a young age.

Sally: dang she's desperate.

by Kamiko Yamaguchi June 2, 2016

desperlationship

When it's prom season and all the high schoolers pair up in dates out of desperation.

Jenna and Timothy both didn't have prom dates so they entered a desperlationship.

by potanna May 19, 2017

desperate housewives

Tragically predictable replacement for Sex And The City. No doubt held to make revolutionary statements about Men and Women.

I do so love Desperate Housewives. Ooh look, Gender Issues. My favourite.

by Mantrain March 8, 2005

Desperado

If you have not been laid in at least 6 months the desperado rule takes effect meaning that anyone/anything you sleep with will not be held against you.

You slept with WHO?

I know dude, I know, but its been a long time since I've got any!

Hey, desperado rule man. I guess sometimes you got to lower quality to get quantity...

by Todays_Chaos October 11, 2008

Quiet Desperation

The deep, pervasive, often unacknowledged sense of disturbance in a married man's psyche that marriage is unnatural and contrary to the male's genetic construction.

"The quiet desperation becomes almost unbearable when I think that my wife is the only person I'll fuck for the rest of my life."

by DuddySasquatch August 29, 2011

desperate

1.when i see a guy quoting steven segal to impress a girl and actually scoring.

- I'm gonna kick your ass.- says he
- Promise? - and smiles

by namibe January 20, 2005

desperanto

Desperanto describes a subset of the words of the Urban Dictionary. A word is Desperanto if it has a highly subjective meaning and a very narrow relevance.
To be truly Desperanto, new words and concepts must be idiosyncratic, of limited use, and suggest a close-but-not-quite relationship with an already existing concept...and propably only funny to people in the know.

"Wapanese is a very Desperanto word."
Desperanto is itself a desperanto word, as it resembles both desperado and the language Esperanto...

by Anders H. Nissen June 30, 2006