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Desperate Janz

When you are so horny that you decide to pick a homeless girl up from the street, allow her to use your shower and give her a roof to sleep under in exchange for a rimjob.
Russ: That girl you had over last night smelt bad.
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?
by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022
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Desperated

Calling someone this means that they are cool and have like fricken infinite rizz.
Tanner is "desperated"
by Tanner! ;) February 14, 2023
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Despereality

When your so desperate that it becomes a reality.
Man 1 - Dude, I'm so broke I had to sell my house!

Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!
by Ryan 710 July 2, 2019
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Desperation

Someone who's still sending shit in the mail years after the person they're sending it to hasn't accepted one thing they've gotten. That's not optimism, its not blind optimism, its desperation to fuck with somebody's life.
The girl needed to take her desperation somewhere else with her.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020
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desperation nation

originated as a noun - an exaggerated term used to describe the amount of desperation within a person, in which it is equivalent to a country.

but is now more commonly used as an adjective that describes an extreme form of desperation used to describe a situation or a person.
- Mayeisha keeps hitting on every lowlife that walks into the bar
- desperation nation
by arbitraryrantz January 9, 2017
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Desperivity

Desperivity (n.)
The raw, unfiltered state of being desperately, hopelessly obsessed or fixated on something or someone to a borderline embarrassing and questionable degree — often accompanied by poor life choices, late-night impulses, and the uncontrollable urge to justify your shameful desires to anyone within earshot.
The Rock desperivity hit peak levels when he spent his entire paycheck on workout pills
by anonymous May 30, 2025
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