A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.
James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!
by Meatstalk September 3, 2016
Get the Desperate clownmug. by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020
Get the Ejaculation Desperationmug. The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.
"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."
by duckba December 10, 2015
Get the Desperalitymug. A phrase to call someone who is desperate about anything. Follows the same tradition as calling someone a debbie downer or negative nancy.
Michael's crush was calling him, but he let it ring a few times so he wouldn't look like a desperate darci.
by wpcadet September 20, 2012
Get the desperate darcimug. Desperivity (n.)
The raw, unfiltered state of being desperately, hopelessly obsessed or fixated on something or someone to a borderline embarrassing and questionable degree — often accompanied by poor life choices, late-night impulses, and the uncontrollable urge to justify your shameful desires to anyone within earshot.
The raw, unfiltered state of being desperately, hopelessly obsessed or fixated on something or someone to a borderline embarrassing and questionable degree — often accompanied by poor life choices, late-night impulses, and the uncontrollable urge to justify your shameful desires to anyone within earshot.
by anonymous May 30, 2025
Get the Desperivitymug. by Nadine Beloiseau August 16, 2024
Get the Danganronpa Desperate Heartmug.