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Desperate Janz

When you are so horny that you decide to pick a homeless girl up from the street, allow her to use your shower and give her a roof to sleep under in exchange for a rimjob.
Russ: That girl you had over last night smelt bad.
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?
by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022
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Desperate Irrelevants

The type of people who go out of their way to not mind their own business and make antagonistic comments towards others they perceive as "weaker" based solely on superficial traits such as gender, weight, social status, social class, monetary wealth, etc. in the misguided or ignorant hopes that this will elevate their own perception of themselves to Somebody. Desperate Irrelevants have a tragic inability to deal with the crushing weight of their own finite existence, which leads to them clawing and scratching at everything and everyone all the way to their graves.
"Everytime I turn a corner in San Francisco there's always someone making a snarky comment about my weight."

"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."

...

"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."

"Did you sell your car though?"

"Of course, it was an awesome car."

...

"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."
by Tits Armageddon January 16, 2023
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Despereality

When your so desperate that it becomes a reality.
Man 1 - Dude, I'm so broke I had to sell my house!

Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!
by Ryan 710 July 2, 2019
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Doris Desperate

When someone is so in need of sexual pleasure, that you would lower every standard you have and sleep with anyone.
Dave is so hard up for pussy he is Doris Desperate...
by Bobweiserthegreat. February 2, 2021
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desperate

person #1: bro i rly need 1k on tiktok
person#2: damn bro you're desperate like frd7.rl lmao
by thy_cuppycake August 11, 2021
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Nostalgic Desperation

When bands get forgotten about and become obsolete, so they get back together for "one more tour"... maybe release an album that doesn't hold up.

You'll buy the album and you'll go to the concert... that's when you realize it isn't ever going to be the way you remember.
I had to face the nostalgic desperation of Jane's Addiction getting back together, releasing an album, doing a tour and still not being as great as they used to be.
by Iscariom January 30, 2024
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