Kentucky Derby

When you're hitting your bitch from behind and you stick both fingers up her corresponding nostrils like a bridal. Use those reins to gain full control of the pony.

"how did you place in the Kentucky Derby last night"

"Dude...let's just say Seabiscut is in retirement"

by Mick503 March 29, 2017

Brown derby

Scoring 4 goals in an ice hockey game.

Chris: Sakic has 7 goals…
Mike : 1 more makes a double brown derby!

by Jersey716 March 4, 2022

derby day

A day in which Archie, Joe, Ben and Tyler all play each other on Sneefa 20.

Ben: "WHO'S READY FOR FUCKING DERBY DAY BOYS?"
Tyler: "Who"

by benji2004 November 21, 2020

Indian-roller-derby

The act of spinning on your head with your legs spayed out wide, and peeing to your hearts delight, once the floor is nice and slippery, you begin to roll in it until your scent is fully masked and you’re ready for the hunt.

I did an Indian-roller-derby before the man came to my house

by Plunkbert August 27, 2025

kentucky derby margarita salt

Ketamine.

"Dude! Let's go to afters and rip some kentucky derby margarita salt"

by blkbrd January 22, 2025

Golden Derby

When a group of elderly women use strap on to gang rape somebody.

I heard those ladies have golden derby on the farm.

by Fluffaroo November 1, 2019

kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.

I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.

by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017