Death

Death is a one time usable “get out of work or school or jail” card, it has an expiration date that will instantly use itself at a certain age, if you get hit by a bus or get stabbed or any of that bullshit then the card might accidentally play itself. Also emo people use it a whole lot.

Friend 1: hey do you wanna go skating later?

Friend 2: yeah sure what time

Friend 1: 01:30

Friend 2: ok I’ll be there!

Some random emo guy: ima use the death card tonight

by H4PPY February 3, 2023

Death

A release from this terrible place we call life

"YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM DEATH"

by This one dude October 10, 2020

Death

Blood Everywhere Gore From The Bones

I LIKED SEEING GREGS DEATH HE WAS SUCH A JERK
My Mom Recovered From Death
The Doctors Made Me Shirtless so I could live instead of Gaining Death

My Family Said I was GAY To die and then they give into Death

by GayBabe3012 April 20, 2020

Death

Picture a really small mouse that just happens to also be the master of all things. Then one day he doesn't like you.

Hey look a mouse. Why don't you like me? Oh, you're a death mouse...OK.

by Epel the Weely-boy Monster (It's ePEEL) July 20, 2003

death

the old wive's tale that your hair and teeth still grow after you die is wordbullshit/word. Your skin shrinks, making it appear as if your nails and hair grow.

When you feel impatient turn to your left and ask advice from death

by tin ass September 10, 2003

Death

a being who is in control of death, the highest muderer. He dominates all who die and resides in Hell, only few have ever been on deaths safe side

And death greeted me in open arms.

Death found me and he said my tiem was up

by House of Death December 2, 2007

Death

1. Whenever u meet Chuck Norris you experience a weird sensation, it is called death
2. When you fart silently, it is the nastiest fart u could take
3. When u fall in a grave

1. Hey i felt the death man
2. Eww Death fart
3. I fell to my death

by Awesomedude32 February 16, 2009