critical mass

Calvin's Mom is fat. She's so fat she has her own zip code.

I looked at the gargantuan lump of Calvin's mom in front of me; realizing that it would soon reach criticalmass, I ran away.

by Jonathan Conaty March 30, 2005

cryptic cheerleading message

ALSO known as CCMS
The process that cheerleaders engage in so that they can place derogortory words that only the students of that school knows or have developed. Hidden meanings inserted to cheerleaders routine by use of code words that denote bad sportmanship or sexual undertones in public, whereas teachers or coaches are obvious to true meaning.. CCMS are always changing due to overuse or officals catching on. CCMS can be used by anyone. Its universal

HEY, did you hear what the cheerleaders was saying?
Yeah.. it sounded like some cryptic cheerleading message?
Let see they yell at the other team U S A.
And they said FOAD and SOAD!!

by chicago andy January 28, 2007

Cryptic Stench

Very smelly and very dank bud of any kind. Not to be used as an adjective as in "this weed is cryptic stench"

Not to be used as an adjective as in "this weed is cryptic stench" But its propper use would be "Hey dude, do you got any cryptic stench?" or "Hey i just got some crptic stench"

by sourman420 September 15, 2010

Crutical

Contraction of the two words Crucial & Critical.

Gary needs you right now, this is a crutical time in his life.

by unwaxed August 1, 2012

A Critical Mass

are an awesome band from sudbury, suffolk in England.
They play metal music for fans of megadeth, ozzy, pantera etc
check them out on myspace

"a critical mass are awesome" a popular comment after the band have played

by rich6666 July 12, 2007

Critical Finish

Putting the hilt of any midevil melee weapon into a womans vagina (Sword, Mace, Battlaxe, etc.)

Note- I am not responsible for any incidents.

The only orgasm I ever had was when my boyfriend gave me a critical finish.

by Sexy Samurai September 26, 2009

Critical

When a situation takes a turn for the worse, or not to ones liking.

Josue: Aye do we have enough weed for another backwood?
Rene: It's looking critical bruh.

by iceman415 October 30, 2016