crystal brain

noun

1. a keen mind, formidable intellect

2. that which an intelligent person uses to predict future events instead of a "crystal ball"

This term was coined by comedian Adam Carolla on his morning radio show to combat a harpy lawyer who was insisting that she couldn't possibly predict what an obvious outcome would be because she didn't have a crystal ball.

Reasonable Person: That new Sandler movie is gonna blow ass.

Douchebag: You don't know that. You don't have a crystal ball.

Reasonable Person: I don't need a crystal ball; I have a crystal brain.

by ContusorOssis November 5, 2012

Crystal River Florida

Crystal River, a small town in West Central Florida is most known for their speed bumbs.. aka "manatees", the only thing fun to do there is boating.. but theres only one route. You can go to shell island, the shallows.. then do it all over again! They have a big top tent for a mall. A bunch of rednecks live there, they love to fish and mud. We have an awesome rails to trails..but you have to stop every 5 feet at the stop signs or you'll get ran over by a car. The only place to shop here is bealls, jc penny, or belk. They have underwater caves, but plently of people have died.. swim at your own risk. Home of the KKK. Crystal River is the Queen of Citrus County. CRHS rules Citrus and Lecanto in everything.. Hey we are the ones with the mall ;) Oh and this just in, Ft. Island Gulf Beach is now OK to swim in! ;)

Crystal River Florida sucks so bad there are no exmaples.

by BuckNastii_aeb815 June 22, 2011

crystal meth

A drug made in America by household products and chemicals. The drug speeds you up, causes you to lose sleep, not eat very much, and might see things.

Man that crystal meth was killer I didn't go to sleep any last night!

by Puff February 6, 2005

Crystal Methany

A hot mama, child of 6. Hooters by night, Alley behind Wackos by night. From a harsh childhood of being bullied for being prego at age 6 with sextuplets. She became a word renowned buissniuss woman, doing classified work 😏

"I bring my little league homies to Hooters to eat, little do they know, I go out back and eat somethin else" -Crystal Methany 'sDaddy #69

by Crystalmethany February 9, 2017

as clear as crystal

Very clear,transparent or easy to understand

The stream was as clear as crystal but now it's muddy and it sinks

by rishu December 15, 2014

crystalys

From the game DOTA Allstars (Defense of the Ancients), with the prerequisite of having Warcraft III: Frozen Throne. Weapon named after a decisive battle in the War of the Magi, in which the Rebels rescued Roshan from his imprisonment at Crystalys. Adds 35 damage and has a 10% critical strike for 1.75x damage.

Dang, Clinks rocks with Crystalys!

by Andrew Choe September 5, 2006

Crystaly

One who often finds him or herself in posession of a combination lock, having forgotten to place it back on a locker. Often also associated with erratic activity such as loss of motor function and mispronouncing of simple words such as "toad".

Ah man my locker's open! I've gone Crystaly again.

by Jack2008 December 16, 2008