Crusty Brain

Wait until you are about to nut, put the tip of your dick up to the ear canal of another person, and blast your load into their ear!

She couldn't hear the next day because of the crusty brain she recieved

by Fuzzy May 5, 2003

Crusty Rain

The art of jizzing into a tissue, screwing it up into a ball and leaving for a few weeks to dry. The tissue is then unravelled over a victims head showering them in man crust

I gave a midget some of my crusty rain the other night. It went in her eye and she cried.

by Div8080 October 9, 2013

Crusty Harold

A Crusty Harold is a sexual act where a male fornicates with another male or females anus until ejaculation occurs and the semen is left to dry or "crust" on the anus over night. It is then licked until clean the next morning.

Koza totally gave that girl a Crusty Harold and the crust that accumulated over night was so prominent that it took more licks to get to the center of the tootsie pop than he thought.

by Sir Beemer May 10, 2011

poop crusties

Crust and stains left in a toilet after flushing. They resemble wet bread bits.

Oh you crackhead, you left poop crusties in the can.

by SPLOOGERIFIC April 24, 2006

crusty butt

Crusty Butt consistantly follows mud butt, it is the dry doo doo build up in the anal region of the buttocks, this usually occurs 45 minutes to an hour after defication.

I failed to wipe good after my diarrheal explosion i had in the bathroom 45 minutes ago and now i have crusty butt, I am very uncomfortable.

by Michael Riley May 8, 2006

Crusty Person

A person that doesn't wash or someone that is socially crusty. Imagine a middle school boy that hasn't washed his hair since he was born. However, Someone that does wash can still be crusty. For instance, if they have a general disregard for social interaction you may get a feeling of crust coming from their personality. Therefore a crusty person can be physically crusty or mentally crusty. Crust is something that is foul and makes you frown. Just as an unhygienic pre-teen with crocks, a Hawaiian short sleeve button down and greasy hair makes someone frown.

Hey man did you see that guy?
Yeah man he was so crusty. He was a crusty person
Yeah man that guy was so crusty. Lets leave.

by Logany bogan June 7, 2014

crusty box

An older woman, mostly one that is like 40-45 years old, that dresses like a whore, and thinks that she is very attractive, when really, she looks like a cheap prostitute.

dude, codys mom is such a crusty box!

by acdcrules July 20, 2008