Crispy Bojorquez

A preferred pastime amongst members of the scat community. To perform a Crispy Bojorquez, one must first take a dump into a deep fryer. Once the deep-fried doody ball has cooled off, the person performing the Crispy Bojorquez inserts the poo back into his or her butt. They then proceed to expel the deep-fried fecal matter from their anus, into the receiver’s mouth. Upon completion, it is rumored that the twice evicted, deep-fried turd is gross enough to kill 8 leprechauns. Crispy Bojorquezes are especially disgusting after eating lamb.

Ew! I cant believe you kissed her after i crispy bojorquezed her!

Johnnys passed out...lets crispy bojorquez him!

by Toastah July 29, 2008

Crispy cum

That sticky thing you find on your bed sheets after you wake up

Person 1: dude i had a shit ton of crispy cum on my sheets this morning!

Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less

by Gas king March 18, 2021

crispy bill

Doing a sexual favour for a man for a single note of money.

I earned some cash last night doing a crispy bill

by Butter on toast February 16, 2020

Crispy Troll

A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.

Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.

by CrispyHunter April 4, 2012

captain crispy

The leader of people who just get a little too toasted all the time. Typically wook like.

Captain Crispy is always so fuckin high, he seems to be burnt out

by Autterbox January 18, 2017

Crispy Fry

A pierced penis, usually a prince Albert.

Donna chipped her tooth on a crispy fry last night which lead to an emergency trip to the dentist.

by Zaveer August 15, 2017

Crispy Cheeks

This is a nickname given to a gurl emo god. She normally dresses all in black. However she is so warm and crispy on the inside. She will make you laugh until you can’t breath. She will always be one of your greatest friends and will always be there. She sucks a yearbook class and will judge your grammar because your a lower level english than her. Also, she gets in trouble a lot because of her phone in school but she doesn’t have strict asian parents. Keep her with you.

Julie- Who is that?
Blake Shelton- That’s Crispy Cheeks, she’s the coolest person ever.

Julie- I’m scared of her.
Blake- You should be, she barks
Crispy Cheeks- BARK BARK

by addiiafrate April 24, 2022