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Crispy Bojorquez

A preferred pastime amongst members of the scat community. To perform a Crispy Bojorquez, one must first take a dump into a deep fryer. Once the deep-fried doody ball has cooled off, the person performing the Crispy Bojorquez inserts the poo back into his or her butt. They then proceed to expel the deep-fried fecal matter from their anus, into the receiver’s mouth. Upon completion, it is rumored that the twice evicted, deep-fried turd is gross enough to kill 8 leprechauns. Crispy Bojorquezes are especially disgusting after eating lamb.
Ew! I cant believe you kissed her after i crispy bojorquezed her!

Johnnys passed out...lets crispy bojorquez him!
by Toastah July 29, 2008
mugGet the Crispy Bojorquezmug.

crispy ben

the dankest of bills, el numero 100$.
by Sir woofsalot June 1, 2018
mugGet the crispy benmug.

crispy bill

Doing a sexual favour for a man for a single note of money.
I earned some cash last night doing a crispy bill
by Butter on toast February 16, 2020
mugGet the crispy billmug.

Crispy Troll

A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.
Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
by CrispyHunter April 4, 2012
mugGet the Crispy Trollmug.

crispy jew

The circumcised fore skin from a Jew that has dried over a long period of time.
Scott was left out in the sun too long and was left with a crispy jew
by DinglePipe August 1, 2017
mugGet the crispy jewmug.

Crispy cum

That sticky thing you find on your bed sheets after you wake up
Person 1: dude i had a shit ton of crispy cum on my sheets this morning!

Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less
by Gas king March 18, 2021
mugGet the Crispy cummug.

captain crispy

The leader of people who just get a little too toasted all the time. Typically wook like.
Captain Crispy is always so fuckin high, he seems to be burnt out
by Autterbox January 18, 2017
mugGet the captain crispymug.

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