Crispy Bojorquez

A preferred pastime amongst members of the scat community. To perform a Crispy Bojorquez, one must first take a dump into a deep fryer. Once the deep-fried doody ball has cooled off, the person performing the Crispy Bojorquez inserts the poo back into his or her butt. They then proceed to expel the deep-fried fecal matter from their anus, into the receiver’s mouth. Upon completion, it is rumored that the twice evicted, deep-fried turd is gross enough to kill 8 leprechauns. Crispy Bojorquezes are especially disgusting after eating lamb.

Ew! I cant believe you kissed her after i crispy bojorquezed her!

Johnnys passed out...lets crispy bojorquez him!

by Toastah July 29, 2008

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Crispy Cheeks

This is a nickname given to a gurl emo god. She normally dresses all in black. However she is so warm and crispy on the inside. She will make you laugh until you can’t breath. She will always be one of your greatest friends and will always be there. She sucks a yearbook class and will judge your grammar because your a lower level english than her. Also, she gets in trouble a lot because of her phone in school but she doesn’t have strict asian parents. Keep her with you.

Julie- Who is that?
Blake Shelton- That’s Crispy Cheeks, she’s the coolest person ever.

Julie- I’m scared of her.
Blake- You should be, she barks
Crispy Cheeks- BARK BARK

by addiiafrate April 24, 2022

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Crispy gnome

A proper noun, derived from English usually used as a nickname or insult, TRIGGER WARNING, few people survive Crispy Gnome trigger attacks.

Dammit, why'd you steal my pencil you crispy gnome, *Sudden screaming*

by Goat freedom January 17, 2017

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Crispy Piss

A chaotic Canadian gremlin with 0 braincells and negative emotional understanding, who sends shrek and grug videos and traumatizes people with weird story times and even weirder gifs.

Someone who spends a minimum of 10 hours writing and 7 hours making OMORI Christian lore that makes you wonder how this all came to be. Someone who's written language consists of barely decipherable words and letters mashup and jumbled together like an uncooked salad.

Someone who's english consists of various sounds like "RRAAAAH" and "HSAHWSS", to the point where you wonder what they are saying. Someone who makes lore (I refuse to admit its funny) on random paragraphs of text from books and stories.

"In their spare time they also photoshop the faces of their companions onto various objects. They have pasted their own face onto Nicholas cage’s nostrils. This is the species known as the Crispy Piss", as described by the 4th Wall herself.

And an unhinged, concerning, yet nice friend to be around :))

"Man what are all those shrek and grug videos you keep getting pinged with?"

"Oh those? Crispy Piss sent it to me"

"... Again?"

by 49% of a Dream April 9, 2023

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