A preferred pastime amongst members of the scat community. To perform a Crispy Bojorquez, one must first take a dump into a deep fryer. Once the deep-fried doody ball has cooled off, the person performing the Crispy Bojorquez inserts the poo back into his or her butt. They then proceed to expel the deep-fried fecal matter from their anus, into the receiver’s mouth. Upon completion, it is rumored that the twice evicted, deep-fried turd is gross enough to kill 8 leprechauns. Crispy Bojorquezes are especially disgusting after eating lamb.
Ew! I cant believe you kissed her after i crispy bojorquezed her!
Johnnys passed out...lets crispy bojorquez him!
Johnnys passed out...lets crispy bojorquez him!
by Toastah July 29, 2008
Get the Crispy Bojorquezmug. by Sir woofsalot June 1, 2018
Get the crispy benmug. by Butter on toast February 16, 2020
Get the crispy billmug. A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.
Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
by CrispyHunter April 4, 2012
Get the Crispy Trollmug. by DinglePipe August 1, 2017
Get the crispy jewmug. Person 1: dude i had a shit ton of crispy cum on my sheets this morning!
Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less
Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less
by Gas king March 18, 2021
Get the Crispy cummug. by Autterbox January 18, 2017
Get the captain crispymug.