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Creeping Death 

NINJA creep up on you and impale your head on their sword. One ear to the other = Creeping Death

creeping jesus

"that amateur driver in the nissan sentra is such a creeping jesus; she's drivin like 5 miles a hour"
creeping jesus by Big Brown May 21, 2007

creeping 

The act of pulling into a driveway at night, your car angled so your headlights shine in the house, either in the bedroom, living room or kitchen, and honking your horn and blinking your lights in an extremely obnoxious manner. Usually ends up with the homeowner very pissed off.
Annie: "There's nothing to do tonight, do you have any ideas?"

Todd: "We should totally go creeping again, those 2 ladies got super pissed and ran outside"

Annie: "Yeah, creeping sounds good to me"
creeping by octazooka December 9, 2008

Creeping Charlie 

An act performed while 2, or more, people are having sex, where one person sticks 1, or more finger(s) in and/or around the other's asshole.
Jenny was riding my dick the other night while I reached around to her ass and gave that hoe a Creeping Charlie.

creeping thumb-all syndrome 

Severe pain in the thumb of each hand due to texting with hand-held devices that can send and receive email. This condition will creep up on the user over time and cause reduced motion of the thumbs. In severe cases, the user may loose the ability to communicate.
Bummer, I can barely text anymore as my creeping thumb-all syndrome has damaged my thumb joints.

Creeping Jesus

It's someone who's a fawning person. But it's a bit rough, since when is Jesus associated with creepiness? Sure, he hung out with lepers - but that's not creepy. Social suicide maybe...

stalker
"Fuck off, Hugh, you're such a Creeping Jesus."
Creeping Jesus by Bree Rose January 2, 2009