eat a crayon photography

a rad photography site started by Rachel Ramos in 2007!

eat a crayon photography
myspace.com/eatacrayon

by rayyychell March 14, 2009

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019

Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick

I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.

by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010

crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard

God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019

Crayon

Fingering jess till her legs spaz so fast she turns into a human helicopter

I gave jess a naughty little crayon yesterday. Tehe

by Paddyl_12 March 2, 2021

Crayon Man

A grotesquely tattooed person that looks like his artist was on acid with crayons

Did you see what Crayon Man tweeted today?

by BwanaChris February 11, 2021

Chocolate Crayon

Placing a burning crayon into somebody’s ass melting the cheeks together

Bro she tried to chocolate crayon me last night

by shrimpdick02 April 1, 2021