cougarizationism

A social phenomenon where older women are accepted and encouraged to prowl for much younger men. There are certain social expectations by which the cougar must adhere to, certain norms, customs, and ideologies. Individuals must have skills and habits necessary to participate within their own society, a.e alimony, facelifts, and a cougar pack to name a few. The target must always be young men that are close to children's age and more than willing to participate in the game. The phenomenon is complete when the cub is snatched and taken back to her den.

There are selective bars where cougarizationism is on the menu.

by creative thinking November 10, 2009

Lagoon Cougar

A middle aged woman that would be defined as a cougar but is not attractive. In fact she is as ugly as a lagoon creature.

The lagoon cougar effect is dulled by alcohol intake. As the alcohol wears off and a hang over sets in the effect is intensified.

"I was having a great time last night had a few shots, a couple of beers and I was picked up by a horny middle aged woman. When I woke up in the morning I was in bed with a lagoon cougar."

by XeroX1978 September 9, 2009

Cougar

any girl romantically interested in a guy who is younger than her.

The girl johnny was dating was a few years older than him. She's a cougar.

by yessumsir October 17, 2016

coudard

A programmer who consistently reminds his teammates "I can't do it all"

coudard: Guys I'm tryin but I can't do it all.
teammates: Man that guy is a coudard.

by meaton December 23, 2008

Cougar declawed

Any woman in the Cougar age range (40 something) that is attracted to younger men, but is not actively 'hunting' them. Instead she simply admires and desires from a distance.

"I find younger men yummy 'eye candy', but I don't touch, just look. I am sort of a cougar but with no claws. A cougar declawed."

by Lambercat 001 December 1, 2009

cougar

A grandmother around like 55-100 and is really really hot (still) and consistently attracts younger men

Yo check out the cougar over there

Yeah I’m gettin’ sweaty

by masonthemissile November 12, 2022

Sugar Cougar

Definition of a wealthy older woman who dates younger men with the express purpose of showering him with gifts, both monetarily, and other resources.

"Look at that, he's found a sugar cougar to take care of him".

by Roo-Dogg July 26, 2012