A fart which would start off the multiverse by creating multiple big bangs throughout space itself and If one happens it proceeds to break space time itself until it crashes the simulation without us knowing.
Friend: Hey, you notice the Cosmic fart either God ate nasty Taco Bell or Jesus did.
Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-
Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-
by Crack Head May 23, 2020
Get the Cosmic Fartmug. by dinkystinker January 28, 2023
Get the Cosmic Blastedmug. An entity/person/thing that is responsible for actively or passively absorbing bad events (or, taking the 'hit') so that good things can happen to others, or so that others can avoid bad things.
When it happens passively, the Universe is picking on you.
When it happens actively, the unfortunate person is fixing their karma.
When it happens passively, the Universe is picking on you.
When it happens actively, the unfortunate person is fixing their karma.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Steve got struck by lightening thirteen times yesterday!
Guy 2: Yeah totally. I was standing right next to him. If he didn't take it all I would have gotten struck too!
Guy 1: Oh God, yeah, Steve must be a cosmic piñata. Last time I was almost hit by a car but Steve appeared out of nowhere-the car swerved and hit Steve instead!... We're lucky he was with us when shit happened!
Example 2:
Guy 1 does 20 gacha pulls in a mobile game and get rubbish. Guy 1 is a conmic Piñata because he unwittingly raised the chance for another player to get something good.
Guy 2 does 1 gacha pull and get 10 x 5* characters. Guy 2 got lucky because Guy 1 absorbed all the trash.
Example 3:
Girl 1: Hey look! a Louis Vuitton for only 50 bucks on this website!!
Girl 2: *pulls out credit card and buys 10* - OMG! I NEED!
Girl 2: *Finds out it was fake and the thieves stole her credit card details and maxed it out. She didn't have theft insurance.* - Shit!
Girl 1: Oh God! Lucky you found out or it would have been me who would have been conned!
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Steve got struck by lightening thirteen times yesterday!
Guy 2: Yeah totally. I was standing right next to him. If he didn't take it all I would have gotten struck too!
Guy 1: Oh God, yeah, Steve must be a cosmic piñata. Last time I was almost hit by a car but Steve appeared out of nowhere-the car swerved and hit Steve instead!... We're lucky he was with us when shit happened!
Example 2:
Guy 1 does 20 gacha pulls in a mobile game and get rubbish. Guy 1 is a conmic Piñata because he unwittingly raised the chance for another player to get something good.
Guy 2 does 1 gacha pull and get 10 x 5* characters. Guy 2 got lucky because Guy 1 absorbed all the trash.
Example 3:
Girl 1: Hey look! a Louis Vuitton for only 50 bucks on this website!!
Girl 2: *pulls out credit card and buys 10* - OMG! I NEED!
Girl 2: *Finds out it was fake and the thieves stole her credit card details and maxed it out. She didn't have theft insurance.* - Shit!
Girl 1: Oh God! Lucky you found out or it would have been me who would have been conned!
by TaoistCat October 4, 2020
Get the Cosmic Piñatamug. Relating to an individual who is physically and romantically attracted to people they can never have a relationship with. (Eg- Celebrities, Fictional characters etc.)
by wordfinder97 August 2, 2022
Get the Cosmicmug. by zaksquatch July 22, 2011
Get the cosmic jizzmug. only the best tiktok account for Little Debbie’s cosmic brownies ever. includes a png of a cosmic brownie in front of beautiful backgrounds with beautiful music. has over 37k+ followers as of august 2023.
by sultryjellyfish August 14, 2023
Get the cosmic brownie coremug. Pop rocks in the pee hole of the dicktus while eating her out. Then making a deposit in the bank of cumvahlha pop rocks then jizzm.
As I entered her cumvahlha I groaned and that’s when she knew she had only seconds to enjoy the feeling inside before I turned her into a cosmic snatch brownie.
by Secret Squirrel Squirter November 21, 2023
Get the Cosmic Snatch Browniemug.