Consolation Guest

A "Consolation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...

You will get the "Consolation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.

In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".

Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."

You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consolation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"

by MsRat33 December 7, 2013

console killer pc

a gaming pc that is built around the same price as a console with equal or better performance

Norm built a $500 console killer pc that outperforms the ps4 pro

by GTX 1080ti June 8, 2017

carson-newman university

a small shitty school in Jefferson, City TN. 70% of the students are athletes. 10% are nursing students. other 20% are kids from Knoxville that are too scared to go to UT.

The students that go to carson-newman university are like the home-schooled kids in high school.

by madiekay December 2, 2017

Carson Jute

A epic gamer and capri sun addict notorious for drinking gamer girl pee and selling it on the black market.

"i dont want my son to be a carson Jute"

by Poke51Padre March 22, 2019

consoleplayersh

In guitar hero, A player who's only good at strumming and really bad at tapping. A pcplayersh and a conesoleplayersh are the exact opposite of each other.

Yuri Nator is a consoleplayersh and they are also a furry because they changed their pfp on twitter.

- Normie "What does the "sh" in pcplayersh and consoleplayersh mean?"
-guitar hero elitist "It means Scorehero"

by Arctic Choke A.K.A artichoke December 22, 2019

Console War

A dick-measuring contest usually between Microsoft Fanboys and Sony Fanboys to try and justify buying one of the 300 dollar instead of the other 300 dollar console.

Microsoft Fanboy: The Xbox Series X is going to win the console war because it's more powerful
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.

by heywaitasecond March 22, 2021

graeme carson

DA G~MAN OF AWESOMENESS AND SWAGGILICIOUSNESS. THE MOST RADICOOL DUDE IN THE UNIVERSE.
IT ALSO LIKES PEANUT BUTTER AND BASKETBALL

friend1: "Wow! Did you see that?!?"
friend 2: "No, what did you see?"

friend 1: "I'm not sure, but I think it was a Graeme Carson!"
friend 2: "No way! I guess we just missed our opportunity to be it's friend."
friend 1\; "Damn. I always wanted a Graeme Carson of my own."

by pineapplexpressman March 29, 2015