John: I was sitting down when all of a sudden this person who was standing close reached over to grab a flyer above me and nearly suffocated me with their cooch pouch.
Mike: *shaking his head*
Mike: *shaking his head*
by smilesalot February 6, 2014
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Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.
by Hitler's Pussy April 10, 2017
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Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.
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