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Contact Cruise

When you decide to masturbate to all of the people of the opposite sex in your phone due to lack of creativity. Sometimes you can go for the speed run, or using transitional methods. This is an extra challenge for those who need storylines.
Rick: Today, I decided to Contact Cruise through my phone. I was quite tired as I forgot that many girls had my number.
by MadMask October 28, 2011
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Social Contact Hangover

(Noun) A condition which primarily affects Neurodivergents, most often Autistics and ADHDers.
It results from prolonged exposure to social behavior in quantities that tend to exceed their normal tolerance level.
Most commonly occurring around major holidays.
Symptoms include lethargy. withdrawal, and hyper-focusing on tasks which the individual finds calming and/or distracting, all in an attempt to recharge their "Shields" or "Bubbles", essentially reclaiming the buffer zone they construct in order to deal with the world at large
"Seriously, I love my family. But after the Christmas Party last night I am totally bea and have Social Contact Hangover. I'm going to grab a Monster, turn off the lights, and binge every episode of Scrubs today."
by Uncle McFlirty December 26, 2023
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Contact the site owner

Oh, that's new... Yeah, I'll get around to it.
Hym "Huh? 'Contact the site owner?' Usually I just get 'Error 404'... You're not DYING or something, are you!? Make sure you let me know if you're dying or something, but, yeah no I'll get around to it. I'm, like, right in the middle of my campaign against God and the religious institutions and politics and the broader community and the news media and retards... And women who won't fuck me... everyone else... Aaaaaaaand... Animals? I mean, I hate animals but I don't really think the affects them... I don't know. This is like the Harvey Weinstein test so it could take another... 23 years? How long did he rape for? 30 years? So, yeah we're like 7 years in... We got a minute before we hit the deadline... So, yeah if something happens I'll do that but let me know if you're about to die or something and I'll give you... A handshake or something... You have all my other stuff. Yup. Alright. Back to it."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
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emotional contact

Emotional contact
Being down the pub for 16 hours, meeting your Peruvian mate, going home with anyone and destroying each other with... Emotional contact 🙄
It has been 3 weeks since I slept with someone, so I more than deserve some emotional contact.
by Smoking football lad July 26, 2023
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3 Points of Contact

When you’re working in an attic and are trying to keep from falling through the roof by maintaining 3 points of contact on the wooden beams (such as one hand and two knees for example); When you’re in the 69 position with a girl and have your cock in her mouth, a finger in the pussy, and a tongue on the clit.
Make sure you maintain 3 points of contact at all times.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
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full contact boggle

when a group of liquored up gamers get a little bit wild while playing boggle naked, and when someone wins everyone runs at them and starts a doggy pile.
guy 1:did you here about Jimmy and his "full contact boggle" parties?
guy2:yeah apparently Tommy is hella hung and like doggy piles way more than most.
by Tsunim_ January 15, 2020
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couchie contact

exactly what it sounds like
making contact with the couchie

another way of saying you fucked
icy hot should not make couchie contact

i made couchie contact last night
by hjahajahajahajah March 31, 2020
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