Constipated wink

Rather than a suave or coy look while winking, you look like you're trying to take a dump instead.

Woman 1: ohh he is cute
(man constipated winks)
Woman 2: uhhh did he wink or shit his pants?

by djtimyd July 18, 2017

Constipation

Constipation, is when Trump, And Kim Jong-Um Are in their, blowing eachother up...
Street name: Trumpster did big boomboom

'Omg, I've had constipation for such a long time now'
'Wow, Donald Gay Trump, And Kim Jung-Um must be fighting/arguing again'
'Yeah.... But this one's lasting a long time!'
'Heh, one time, mine lasted so long, It was the size of a football field when it came out'
'Wow, They fight for that long?'
'Indeed... That's how 911 happened'
'Jee...'

by CheesyFriesWithExtraCheese July 25, 2018

Sexually Constipated

The pain and sadness that results from not performing sexual acts.

" What's up with him?"
"Oh, He's just sexually constipated dude! His girlfriend won't give him any."

by Borta58 December 18, 2012

Emotional Constipation

its when u cant express your emotions like normal people because your emotions were oppressed by your own family/friends for a long time

A : u r so cute i love u

B : cry on emotional constipation

A :

B : haha me too

by sumn October 4, 2019

constant communication relationship

a relationship between two people where each party is constantly communicating, in one way or another, with the other party.

i.e, girlfriend and boyfriend are constantly texting each other when they aren't on the phone or with each other in person

Man1: dude, you're always texting someone, who is it?
Man2: oh, my girlfriend, Girl1.
Man1: jeez dude, you're in a constant communication relationship

by MKultraG July 6, 2010

Constant Pain

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Dude 1: Bro, I'm in constant pain.
Dude 2: Oh, sounds like you've been attending your school classes!

by will_ses June 7, 2021

the constant quaker

the constant quaker is a A short film about two men. One named "Roberto Spalding Havier Boulavardez Fischer" also known as "Bob" who is wealthy, well rounded, highly educated,and has a diverse ethnic backround, but mainly spanish who is very full of himself and gets along with absolutley no one. The other, Gardner Gardner Price (yes his middle name and first name are the same)who has no ethnic backround except the fact that his ancestors were quaker puritans who lived on a farm in pennsylvania. Gardner has little educational experiances, a little less then the average 2nd grader and yet he somehow managed to be somewhat sucsessful. The movie is a constant arguement between these two men who call themseleves best firends. A very funny comedy between two bizarre men having lunch.

Bob " I don't know why i talk to you Gardner, you're so uneducated!"

Gardner " oh yeah!? oh yeah!? your a filthy peice of trash!"

Bob " wow Gard."

(part of a long arguement in the constant quaker)

by Deveins February 13, 2008