Connecticut Handjob

A geographical phenomenon upon which your flaccid cock spontaneously oozes cum at the elation of abetting traffic that had neither source nor cause.

I'm on 84 West towards Danbury and I swear I just got the best Connecticut Handjob of my life - I need a new pair of underwear.

by humanchair October 16, 2022

Connecticut Tractor Pull

The act of two women having anal sex with a double ended dildo ass to ass.

Dude, the strippers at the bachelor party were having a good old fashioned Connecticut Tractor Pull.

by Supertrucker56 October 15, 2022

Connecticut Corndog

The act of taking a pancake and wrapping it around your erect penis proceded by violently jerking the pancake around the phallus until finishing in the pancake, often done with syrup. Best served while warm.

Hey man I fed my little sister my connecticut corndog leftovers this morning. She asked for pancakes and she got them, she later came back for seconds. YUM.

by Berry McCockinnner May 11, 2018

Connecticut

Dense. Very densely populated, and waaaaay too liberal.

Hey, what's it like up in Connecticut?
Dense.
With trees?
No, with people.

by The JuiceTin September 20, 2015

Connecticut Weedwacker

The act of going down on a girl, and when she is close to climaxing, bitting her pubic hair and ripping them off.

I gave my girlfriend the old “Connecticut weedwacker” last night. She no longer has to go to her Brazilian wax tomorrow

by The dazzler 2828 October 18, 2019

Montville, connecticut

wanna be gangster kids that are to broke to buy there own shit. people do the stupidest shit and people are just straight out dumb as fuck in montville. but lastly you have the bum ass rednecks that think they are cool. hey, we do have a casino tho

“hey is that billy From Montville, connecticut?” said James “Fuck Billy We Will Kill Him.” - Does Nothing.

by rhddontplay October 16, 2021

connecticut

absolutely terrible. if you want to die of boredom, come here.

the schools are good, but just about everything else is awful.
the people are mostly terrible, white-stuck-up-bleached-hair-botox-addicted 50 year old women are the apocalypse of connecticut, and their children are their minions.

Help me, I want to get out of connecticut.

by heckinweirdo! May 3, 2018