Ethics Committee

An SCP Group nobody likes because they enforce the CoE too often. They make sure all work done in the foundation is done in an ethical manner.

Guy 1: How many members of the ethics committee does it take to change a lightbulb?
Guy 2: How many?
Guy 1: None! The ethics committee can't change anything!

by Br_cks July 19, 2022

bloumtous bonkers committee

people whom have very large bonkers very similar or the same as mommy milker

hey tom that girl is part of the bloumtous bonkers committee

by bloumtous bonkerscommiitee July 9, 2022

Commiserbrate

To mark an occasion that is worthy of celebrating yet also feels like you are due commiserations. Birthdays that make you far older than you want to be, or to mark the end of a relationshit sad that it's over, but glad that you're single.

We should really go out & commiserbrate your birthday. Forty or not we should still celebrate.

by jojodio February 8, 2010

Committing Templicide

To purposefully die in the game Temple Run.

"Dude, I got to 4 million on Temple Run, but I got tired so I started committing templicide."

by caro...7788 February 22, 2012

commputercation

A mark of success in communicating thoughts and ideas through a computer device. The purpose and goal of commputercating.

I get e-mails from guys all the time on OK Stupid, but there is very little in the way of commputercation going on, just a bunch of requests for photos. Ugh!

by Tour de France Girl December 7, 2013

Commoter

(n) a person causing commotion.

He is a well known commoter.

by Frinkersteiner February 28, 2018

committing king

Sending so many texts to your friend/enemy to the point where they just wanna throw their damn iPhone or tablet or computer across both the Pacific ocean and Atlantic ocean

WTF?!?!?!
Why're you committing king???

by s22jjames December 17, 2018