Colonel Angus

A comedy skit featured on the television show Saturday Night Live that gained notoriety due to its use of ribald word play. The skit, which aired live on February 22, 2003 in SNL's 28th season, featured the show's guest host Christopher Walken as the namesake Civil War hero Colonel Ennol Angus. Written by Tina Fey.

I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus. He rubs me the wrong way. Not sure why. Can't put my finger on it.

by Resedo August 6, 2009

colon splash

A fart accompanied by a loose, muddy shit that *almost* makes you shit your pants, but instead splashes against the inside of your colon. Sometimes accompanied by the dreaded burning sensation which indicates major ring sting and diarrhea in the near future. You ate something really dangerous.

Imagine a wet fart which never leaves your ass. Colon Splash! You got lucky my friend, but find the nearest bowl or bucket.

I just had a major colon splash!

by ocean spray March 9, 2007

colon cleaner

A person who licks ones asshole

You can kiss my ass you colon cleaner

by D-Web December 28, 2006

Albert Collins

A famous blues guitarist, singer and songwriter who lived from October 1, 1932 - November 24, 1993. His primary nicknames are the "Ice Man" or "Master of the Telecaster." He is also a distant relative of Lightnin' Hopkins. Albert is most famous for his fingerstyle playing, "open F-minor tuning," use of a capo and live performances.

That album by Albert Collins sure is awesome.

by The guitarist July 5, 2007

Susan Collins

Someone selfish who will let people suffer.

Someone who is a major downer.

I just ran over a dog with my car.

Dude, you're such a Susan Collins.

Why aren't you coming out tonight, you Susan collins?

by Doitrightonight October 5, 2018

Phil Collins

When an evening is warm enough to require no jacket as in the Phil Collins Album 'No Jacket required'

Do you reckon i need a jacket down the pub Tonight?
Na, mate it's Phil Collins tonight

by Surbz August 20, 2008

Phil Collins

An 80s/90s pop artist, vocalist, drummer, and lead singer for the progressive/arena rock band Genesis. He is British, has a great voice, and has been featured in movie soundtracks and has many successful best-selling albums. And NO, the people who by them aren't faggots and retards!

Phil Collins is a great music artist. There is nothing wrong with him at all.

by Ryan December 11, 2004