Coleman Gruenwald

the coolest and best mechanic in the good ole usa

It sucks that the shop so we wont be working with the best mechanic and all around cool dude!

by Jason Parker July 3, 2003

Penis colada

pina colada but with added cum.

jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

penis colada

an alchohalic drink that a woman drinks when shez "lonely"

marie* couldnt find a guy last nite so she drank a penis colada

*name has been changed for protection

by anjie July 24, 2004

The Coleman Theory

A scientific theory that any woman dressed in Ugg boots also take college algebra. This theory has been studied widely across the United States in the past decade, gaining support even more in the past couple years. Professor Coleman's theory can also be applied to the high school level as well. Where it can be seen that most females from grades 10-12 who own, and regularly wear, a pair of Ugg boots are taking CP leveled math classes.

"Hey man, what's with all these bitches wearing those boots with the fur in our math class?"
"The Coleman Theory bro, Coleman theory"

by thenewguy729 November 9, 2011

Smitty Colada

A refreshing cocktail that contains both rohypnol and a Plan B. Named after Smitty, a gentleman who cared about overpopulation and single mothers.

Someone have Jessica a smitty colada.

by Smittytricks July 5, 2014

Fuck Coleman

An asshole with weak gains.

Fuck Coleman those are tiny calf muscles.

by SmashyKen May 21, 2018

pipi colada

woman inserts pineapple juice, rum, lemon juice into vagina
man fucks her madly thus mixing the ingredients, then adds his very own coconut cream on top, slice of pineapple, cherry, umbrella.
Et voilà. Cin Cin.

"José, make me a pipi colada"
"love to"

by Krkič August 1, 2019