by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

The cold side is the side on a pillow that is colder than the other. If you are feeling warm in the middle of the night and you get the cold side, it is basically heaven.
by TheSpicyPickle March 11, 2020

Similar to the Cold Shoulder, the cold backpack is when you are trying to find a seat on the bus and people put their baggage next to them on the seat to stop you from stealing their one seated glory.
When you are riding a public transportation system, such as a school bus, and someone who wants to sit alone nonchalantly pushes their backpack to the outside of the seat to shun and/or reject the possibility of sitting with them.
When you are riding a public transportation system, such as a school bus, and someone who wants to sit alone nonchalantly pushes their backpack to the outside of the seat to shun and/or reject the possibility of sitting with them.
Guy on Cell Phone walking onto bus: "Yes Mom I did my homewor... hold on this freshman bitch just gave me the cold backpack, I'm gonna have to empty a leg on this douche bitch.”
Douche Bitch:(thinks to himself) "Oh Shart!"
Douche Bitch:(thinks to himself) "Oh Shart!"
by TheCrimsonKross November 3, 2009

by stone ager May 26, 2016

1. Attempting to sell a package of TV channels to a person who does not own a TV.
2. Attempting to get the person who has just stated that he does not own a TV to go and buy a TV.
3. Attempting to convince this person to go and find all his friends and family members who have a TV to switch to the package of TV channels being offered.
4. Attempting to convince the same person who has already has a mobile phone with 17 months on his contract left to run that he should break his contract in order to buy a new mobile phone from the cold caller.
5. Attempting to convince the same person who still doesn't want a TV package or new mobile phone that he should purchase a backup phone in case his current mobile is lost.
I am that person, and this is a true story.
2. Attempting to get the person who has just stated that he does not own a TV to go and buy a TV.
3. Attempting to convince this person to go and find all his friends and family members who have a TV to switch to the package of TV channels being offered.
4. Attempting to convince the same person who has already has a mobile phone with 17 months on his contract left to run that he should break his contract in order to buy a new mobile phone from the cold caller.
5. Attempting to convince the same person who still doesn't want a TV package or new mobile phone that he should purchase a backup phone in case his current mobile is lost.
I am that person, and this is a true story.
Hi Mr. Hopeful Target, I am giving you a cold call today out of desperation to meet my sales quota at 1.53am to offer you an exclusive package of channels for the television that you don't have!
by Joe Coffee July 19, 2011

andre 3000: Alright now fellas
fellas: YEAH?
andre 3000: Whats cooler than bein' cool?
fellas: ICE COLD!
andre 3000: I cant hear ya, I said, whats cooler than bein cool?
fellas: ICE COLD!!!
fellas: YEAH?
andre 3000: Whats cooler than bein' cool?
fellas: ICE COLD!
andre 3000: I cant hear ya, I said, whats cooler than bein cool?
fellas: ICE COLD!!!
by Miyuk P June 11, 2006

When you get a ice cold drink, walk up next to someone. Then very quickly, yell out "COLD BRAND!" and press the ice cold drink against the target's neck as firmly as possible and watch the target squirm, scream, etc.
Person 1 walks along Person 2, with an ice cold Pepsi in hand
Person 1: COLD BRAND!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 presses Pepsi against Person 2's neck
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Person 1: COLD BRAND!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 presses Pepsi against Person 2's neck
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
by W.S.P. January 23, 2008
