To drink someone under the coffin

1) when someone tries to keep pace with your drinking rate (usually alcohol); however, they are unable to handle it, so they pass out and almost certainly die.

2) a much more serious and stronger version of “to drink someone under the table”

Ricky: “Bobby claimed to be able to chug more tequila then I could, so I drank that bitch under the coffin!”

Austin: “damn I’ll make sure to send flowers to his widow.”

A example of how to drink someone under the coffin

by Kappa Kappa 133 October 15, 2019

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Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15

I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!

by AugustG September 7, 2013

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coffin dancer

one of the very few to dance with a coffin, very rare and badass

that coffin dancer is dancing fucking good

by Dylated April 29, 2020

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Coffin Surfer

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!

Laughing in the coffin

The terrible state wherein you laugh amidst anger and agony

1. Hope you're doing well

2. Yeah, laughing in the coffin 😂 🤬

by lil@arch May 25, 2025

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Benjamin Franklin's coffin

The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.

Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.

by twixsmoker April 4, 2025

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